Tuesday 5 January
Well I’m not sure I remember signing up for all this New Year Resolution business. Just because Mrs Vet said before Christmas that I was overweight I don’t see what the fuss is about. I’m just getting a bit more cuddly that’s all. Really no need to get any help. The way I manage to get my family to feed me at the moment is just fine. With so many people coming and going I can persuade at least three people a day that I haven’t been fed for weeks.
8.30am
Well I suppose, looked at from this angle, Mrs Vet might have a teeny weeny point
8.45am
Please tell me this chap isn’t taking all my food away! Is he from the vet? I promise I’ll never lie about meals again. Cross my heart.
8.50am
Phew! Nice new food. Nice man after all.
The best news is that the nice man says I’m 6.2 kg so I don’t have to lose too much (told you so Mrs Vet) and this diet won’t have to last for long.
But actually this new food tastes rather good…
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